the antisocialite

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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calypsolemon

⬇ make a webpage right now its free ⬇

kopawz

“it’s too hard” it’s okay if it can’t be easy!

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+ ask people who have made a neocities if you are struggling, many people won’t be aggravated that you send an email asking where or how they learned to set up their webpage! like me and my page! i love emails!

+ start small, have reasonable goals set in mind! there is no such thing as a step too small! it took me several weeks just to figure out basic CSS!

+ don’t focus on it being good or presentable, focus on being able to understand what you did so you can grow from where you left off.

+ if you don’t have enough energy to do what you don’t know yet, have more fun with what you do know! don’t know how to style a page yet, but know how to add fun images, links, and text modifiers? slap some more in there!

+ have fun with your web page! all i post about on my pink little website is video games, dog trivia, with miscellaneous buttons, stamps, and quizzes! it’s my site, my house, my rules, my fun!

+ ask for help, the worst they can say is “i don’t know!”, or “i can’t help you!”

knights-unwelcommentary

Best advice I can give about learning to code is

- Learn on the basis of what things are used for, then you'll have an easier time looking for references (which you will absolutely need to do over and over)

- Learn variables, loops and functions and understand that they're the base of most programming languages, the difference is in the syntax

- Instead of trying to memorize everything, keep a cheat sheet in hand. Some things are always going to be needed, but others are needed only on occasion, you'll eventually memorize the former through constant practice

- Rewrite the codes you're studying. Familiarity with what you're seeing is not a reliable indicator of having learned how to replicate it

-Once you've got the hang of something, you can start using the numerous tools people have created to make doing it easier

ackee

i also made a video on making a very simple neocities page from scratch for people who have never coded anything before!

(and i say this in the vid as well but while w3school teaches you the basics, stackoverflow will be your best friend for answers on finding answers to specific problems you may run into while coding!)

lavastrawberries
fanficmemes

Anybody else got that Evergiven sized writers block

fanficmemes

“Where’s the next chapter?!” Well buddy you’re never gonna guess

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callmebliss

What’s the comic sans trick?

cargopantsman

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chaifootsteps

#i feel like someone just asked me to eat dirt for my health

buc-eebarnes

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wingdings' true purpose as a font

naamahdarling

Wingdings holy shit some of y'all are on a whole different level of galaxy wizard brain batshittery and I am in awe.

mariposakitten
thisiswhereikeepdcthings

What if everyone in Gotham knows who Batman is? They all know, they just don’t say anything. It’s not something that is spoken of or acknowledged in any way, other than the occasional glance or shared look of understanding. But they all know. Except for Brucie Wayne. Lord bless their himbo sunshine child, but he seems to be the only person in Gotham that doesn’t know who Batman is. He must be protected at all costs.

Everyone in Gotham knows who Batman is. (They’re wrong)

br-uwu-cewayne

I’m trying to think about WHO Gotham could think it is for MAXIMUM Funny And Sweet (tm) impact on WHY they need to keep it from Bruce and like

My FAVORITE possible answer… Alfred.

Because of COURSE he’d take up the cowl after the Wayne’s death! That’s the CLEAR line to Batmanification! Oh, don’t let the lankiness fool you, that man was MI6! And that suit adds a lot of bulk and power! He’s just trying to make Gotham a better place for dear Brucie so he doesn’t meet the same fate as his parents 🥲

This is why Batman never rescues Bruce when he’s held hostage, because Alfred is too busy with the role of Concerned Guardian Working With The Police. (Honestly they should stop making him be present and just let him Go Be Batman, I mean we all KNOW by now)

AND why Batman and Bruce are never in the same room. Alfred is like a father to that boy, Bruce would recognize him immediately even through the suit for sure 💕✨ and why no one EVER tries to rob Wayne Manor anymore. They KNOW better. Besides, Alfred’s No Gun Rule ONLY applies to when he’s actually IN the suit. (Ask Bill about the shotgun incident sometime.)

It must pain Alfred so much to hear darling Brucie be such a vocal detractor of Batman’s efforts 😔 bless his heart but his charitable donations can’t solve EVERYTHING when the system is corrupt. We NEED Alf- I mean, Batman. The fear and violence really ARE needed for Gothams brand of villainy. But poor Brucie still thinks things can change the old fashioned way. We must protect him from the truth at all costs.

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theunfairfolk

my little cousin confidently declared that mother nature had a counterpart named daddy electric and i feel like this concept needs to be explored

chassdraws

Daddy Electric and Mother Nature sounds like a cute 70s act

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Daddy Electric is Bill Nye's cousin

broadwaytheanimatedseries

I want this to be real I want it to be real so badly

fembutchboygirl

Well If you just donate to my kickstarstfhsujfmsnckd hblb fnvlcb m

larkspirereads

Poor dear... Walked right into an electric daddy